Confess - Page 2

floatingslowly · 09.08.2009, 05:53 PM

I once met Father Guido Sarducci in an elevator.

I had nothing to say to him either.

gmku · 09.08.2009, 05:53 PM

Ha ha. Yeah, I see--Army, gay. Air Force, straight. I made the right choice.

floatingslowly · 09.08.2009, 05:55 PM

F!6 pilot fighter zero coming into "refuel", big goose. stick yr boom in me.

!@#$%! · 09.08.2009, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Ha ha. Yeah, I see--Army, gay. Air Force, straight. I made the right choice.

i thought it was the navy that way gay. with the long/hard/full of seamen subs & all. plus 9 months undersea. isn't it why all of england is gay, after all-- the famous navy?

speaking of confessions, i have none.

floatingslowly · 09.08.2009, 05:58 PM

now that you guys mention it, I bet them gays are EVERYWHERE.

too bad there's not a test, huh?

we could round 'em all up at once!

gmku · 09.08.2009, 05:58 PM

Foxholes. While there may be no aetheists in foxholes, there will be lovers.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.08.2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

i have nothing to confess

floatingslowly · 09.08.2009, 06:07 PM

^^^ I expected that. something's wrong.

Zombie Robot · 09.08.2009, 06:11 PM

thx boys.

!@#$%! · 09.08.2009, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

no.

i conducted an experiment:

according to google the gayest is the army with 59600 results, followed by the navy (11900 results) and finnally the air force (5 results).

damn, who can refute empirical science and having the scars to show for it.

i surrender to the evidence of your many blisters.

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

now that you guys mention it, I bet them gays are EVERYWHERE.

too bad there's not a test, huh?

we could round 'em all up at once!

glutton!

verme (prevaricator) · 09.08.2009, 06:16 PM

fuck, i didn't delete my gay revealing phrase fast enough.

gmku · 09.08.2009, 06:16 PM

It's the foxholes. I'm telling you, it's the foxholes.

In a "cockpit," you're separated by all the mechanical stuff. There's no way.

floatingslowly · 09.08.2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

my gay revealing phrase

gmku would like to see yr cock pit.

gmku · 09.08.2009, 06:25 PM

Not really, but if verme wishes to expose himself, who am I to be critical.

Zombie Robot · 09.08.2009, 06:27 PM

isn't a 'cock pit' more fitting as a euphenism for a vagina?

gmku · 09.08.2009, 06:30 PM

No. A vagina is a loving cup and don't you forget it!

Zombie Robot · 09.08.2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

No. A vagina is a loving cup and don't you forget it!

vagina is so passe. the word vagina itself is phallo-centric. it comes from a Latin word that means "sheath" (a sheath is where you put your sword).

i prefer snatch. and im bringing back cooter.

notyourfiend · 09.08.2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by barry swedgin

Us dudes look at girl on girl porn. It's only fair you get to look at guys sticking their cocks in their asses and mouths.

I can't stand most lesbian porn (and I usually f other girls). It's a huge turn off when the girls don't seem like they are into it. Gay male porn is more like an odd fascination...

Satan · 09.08.2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

you are such a blatant liar that it would be pointless.

am i right?

confess.

who the fuck are you?

here, you want me to confess something? i used to eat my scabs when i was little. guilty.

EVOLghost · 09.08.2009, 08:28 PM

^ ew dood.

09.08.2009, 05:53 PM	#21
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I once met Father Guido Sarducci in an elevator. I had nothing to say to him either.
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09.08.2009, 05:53 PM	#22
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ha ha. Yeah, I see--Army, gay. Air Force, straight. I made the right choice. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.08.2009, 05:55 PM	#23
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	F!6 pilot fighter zero coming into "refuel", big goose. stick yr boom in me.
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09.08.2009, 05:58 PM	#25
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	now that you guys mention it, I bet them gays are EVERYWHERE. too bad there's not a test, huh? we could round 'em all up at once!
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09.08.2009, 05:58 PM	#26
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Foxholes. While there may be no aetheists in foxholes, there will be lovers. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.08.2009, 06:07 PM	#28
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ I expected that. something's wrong.
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09.08.2009, 06:11 PM	#29
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	thx boys. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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09.08.2009, 06:16 PM	#31
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 788	fuck, i didn't delete my gay revealing phrase fast enough.
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09.08.2009, 06:25 PM	#34
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Not really, but if verme wishes to expose himself, who am I to be critical. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.08.2009, 06:27 PM	#35
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	isn't a 'cock pit' more fitting as a euphenism for a vagina? __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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09.08.2009, 06:30 PM	#36
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	No. A vagina is a loving cup and don't you forget it! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.08.2009, 08:28 PM	#40
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	^ ew dood.
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