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"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to climb the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with technicolor power tools." And I just sat there for 5 minutes trying to imagine what a surrealist could be, and how I could become one. |
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#42 |
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt. - Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications. - Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket. - Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket. - Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help. |
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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. The seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself. |
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How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change. |
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the lightbulb to be changed. |
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How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you can.Chances are that they'll find it a boring task anyway. |
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how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
none! that bitch can cook in the dark |
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/LAUGH
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How many bonobo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other 2 to screw IN the light bulb.
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HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.
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how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, the lead singer will do it.
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Don't flatter yourself. Perchance it's a reflection upon yourself that I may post towards you so often. Even though I don't agree that I do. But you do. Another way of diverting it all back onto you?
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So THATS what an ignored post looks like. Fascinating.
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wow, being a little childish huh.
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It's not very nice to make fun of someone's handwriting, you know.
Give her some credit for finally finishing "Hooked On Phonics." |
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Those are some damn sassy fine motor skills I've got, laddie. Don't you forget it.
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I have better writing. If only you could see it. but you couldn't because you would die immediately in pure shock at how great it is.
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Ahhh, Cantankerous has nothing left to give, if she even had anything in the first place.
Defining irony: Someone who bores and irritates most members of the board, but puts others or ignore when she... I meant, when that person, cannot back up what they're saying.
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