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i want a girlfriend who i only see once a week
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it's like when americans portray the english wearing tophats, riding in a horse drawn carriage (or rolls royce) while drinking tea. it's just annoying. |
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expwy. to yr skull
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Makes stupid jokes, clever/unique, dorky, likes decent music, good sense o' humor, not a Jesus freak or Bible-thumper, nice, INTELLIGENT, cool, adorable, etc. etc.
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Hmmm..are you gay? |
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You forgot villainous behavior. The English are often portrayed as villains. Unless you are Hugh Grant. |
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my last girlfriend was too clingy for me, so now i want someone who doesn't take up all my time. |
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#46 |
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..and won't steal your bowler hat and bumbershoot.
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does your wife steal your leather trousers? (to wear them, or to hide them, i don't know)
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She has her own.
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well i guess that means she's hiding them then
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little trouble girl
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my boyfriend is my ideal mate in all ways except he doesn't have dreadlocks...
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I've found it, I think, so I'll just describe her briefly;
Kind, playfully innocent but it's obvious she's got an awful, awful mind, extensive knowledge of old cartoons from the 90s, tolerance of addiction to 'the simpsons', excellent/flamboyant sense of style, giddy, enjoys subway almost as much as I do, characteristic nose, mother likes me. |
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he's really tall and skinny and pasty and would make a horrible parent. i've met my match.
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You're so outrageous.
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yeah i know. like jem.
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She looks like the singer from Nitro.
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you have a male twin? |
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Whatever happened to the good old days of hijacking a reasonably good thread in a humorous way?I'll dedicate 'San Francisco',a rather vile but aurally agreeable song to anyone who thinks that they don't get enough love.
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Those days are gone like your forwardly-spelled name and four-armed Grimace.
The good times are over! |
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