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^ terrible advice
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i don't want any goddamned advice-- i pay a professional for that! i want horny, desperate love letters, panties in the mail, phone sex, webcam stripping and promises of sexual slavery -- otherwise, what's the point of being in someone's "heart"? unless we're talking blood relatives-- in which case, that's yucky. -- ps: ha! ![]() |
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you can also pay a professional for that.
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K thanks Knox. This one is a little time sensitive. Should I go lasertagging which I don't want to do unless I'm pretty drunk or should I stay at home for the while is empty for a little while and drink. Btw I kind of don't want to do that either.
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you should stay home drunk.
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evol what are you talking about laser tag is awesome. Go pew pew some eleven year olds!
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knox i have a work mates leaving event tonight then volunteer work afterward. How many drinks am i allowed to have?
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i don't know, with people from work i'd be very careful.
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sunbeams are at a premium high.
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just made my day
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I shouted at it. It still doesn't work. Could you tell it to cunt off? The prick.
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I had 3 and part of someone elses. It was fineeee. My boss just gave me coffee when I turned up 10 mins late. Then we all played scrabble.
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i simply can't find a pair of pants that fits well, 34 is too small and 36 falls down. can't find any 35s. strangely the only pants i own that i can get in are 32 waist.
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Dear knox,
How can I get fake tan off my leather seats in my car? |
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To whom it may concern:
What kind of pro-active strategy can I develop that would help me to navigate through people's landmine hang-ups? Please deliver the answer in a self-addressed envelope with a $20 processing fee in check or money order. |
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phoenix - congratulations, it takes a lot of strenght to have 3,5 drinks.
wellcharge - you know all you have to do is get them adjusted. kis - leather seats and fake tans are criminal in my world, so i can't help.
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I knead a yob and I knead to get layd
Not necessarily in that order
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Prostitution.
Killing two birds with one stone should be an innuendo for threesome. |
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