Who would you like to have sex with before you die? - Page 2

_slavo_ · 03.01.2010, 03:30 AM

Scarlett Johansson and then Anne Hathaway.
And also that office manager of our company that is sitting nearby next door and is damn hot.

pbradley · 03.01.2010, 03:46 AM

That's a rather deep and final act, isn't it? I would hate to leave my last embrace to some merely beautiful body. If there were such a thing as soul mates, I would prefer one at the time.

_slavo_ · 03.01.2010, 03:49 AM

I'd be Hathaway's soulmate, if she let me.

pbradley · 03.01.2010, 03:53 AM

Yeah, she's been in movies and stuff.

hevusa · 03.01.2010, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman

.sex is overrated. Nuff said.

you're not doing it right!

davenotdead · 03.01.2010, 04:24 AM

hybrid fire hydrant / woman

phoenix · 03.01.2010, 05:35 AM

a woman with a hose?

_slavo_ · 03.01.2010, 05:37 AM

a woman with a horse

Toilet & Bowels · 03.01.2010, 07:01 AM

i don't know if i was dying whether i'd be that bothered about sex, unless i wanted to knock a girl up so she could give birth to my heir.

knox · 03.01.2010, 07:19 AM

that was so cute?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.01.2010, 08:01 AM

I'd pound Dita Von Teese so hard in the mouth.

davenotdead · 03.01.2010, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

a woman with a hose?

no, a woman that shoots large volumes of water out of her orifices at great speeds.... and has a bright red body. [not just the butt like a baboon ]

Rob Instigator · 03.01.2010, 02:02 PM

on the real tip - my fiancee. that would be one melancholy fuck though, all sad and shit.

on the non-realistic fantasy tip - Mary Poppins. I'd fuck that nanny.

ploesj · 03.01.2010, 02:26 PM

i am now trying to imagine what mary poppins sounds like during sex.

davenotdead · 03.01.2010, 02:28 PM

i'm trying to imagine if it would be better with/without the umbrella

demonrail666 · 03.01.2010, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

i am now trying to imagine what mary poppins sounds like during sex.

hopefully more authentic than dick van dyke.

Rob Instigator · 03.01.2010, 02:33 PM

better yet, a van full of dykes.

chicka · 03.01.2010, 02:43 PM

2 women - Halle Berry and my ex-wife. both are still smoking hot.

Keeping It Simple · 03.01.2010, 03:26 PM

The sexy blonde I spotted in Costa today.

knox · 03.02.2010, 03:32 PM

id like thom yorke to hold my hand telling me stuff about how apocalypse is coming and the world and the environment are being destroyed, that'd be comforting.

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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,921	Scarlett Johansson and then Anne Hathaway. And also that office manager of our company that is sitting nearby next door and is damn hot. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	That's a rather deep and final act, isn't it? I would hate to leave my last embrace to some merely beautiful body. If there were such a thing as soul mates, I would prefer one at the time.
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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,921	I'd be Hathaway's soulmate, if she let me. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Yeah, she's been in movies and stuff.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	hybrid fire hydrant / woman __________________
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	a woman with a hose? __________________ tiny and lost.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,306	i don't know if i was dying whether i'd be that bothered about sex, unless i wanted to knock a girl up so she could give birth to my heir.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 28,014	on the real tip - my fiancee. that would be one melancholy fuck though, all sad and shit. on the non-realistic fantasy tip - Mary Poppins. I'd fuck that nanny. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.01.2010, 02:33 PM	#37
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chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	2 women - Halle Berry and my ex-wife. both are still smoking hot. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	The sexy blonde I spotted in Costa today.
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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	id like thom yorke to hold my hand telling me stuff about how apocalypse is coming and the world and the environment are being destroyed, that'd be comforting. __________________
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