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And what, in your own mind, would be the ideal way to sexually sign out forever?
note: I'm not asking about your favourite sexual fantasies, since for this particular occasion you could find yourself having body organs battered by surgery etc, so give it a little bit of thought before you answer, if you can. |
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i'm not sure i understand why i'd be having sex and surgery at the same time?
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Do you mean that you can't understand someone being in hospital for whatever reason and expressing a wish to have sex when they are told that they are going to die? What time is it over there?
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my own ass
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why does it have to be before?
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charlotte church, in an alley, bareback
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Miley Cyrus, ATM.
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I suppose if I have to chose a mortal being, it would be Amy Mainzer, praying mantis style.
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the filling of an alba/johannson sandwich.
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Everyone. That should buy me some time.
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i would have "don't be so morbid and focused on death" sex with genteel, then i'd die
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what are the other options now that emma watson is too old?
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jesus.
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i'm a terrible person.
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i'd like to find out.
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i imagined that would be the kind of thing you wore around the house and if you went out to the shop for milk...
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i want one now
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Chat Roulette with Whitney Houston.
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