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children of satan
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I want to make up for the fact that she paid my 20$ entrance to a club once.
Twenty eight years of age (ok more a woman than a girl), she likes to dress classy, likes chick flicks, is a fan of Roger Federer and drives a black BMW (X3 or X5 I think) or used to do so. All ideas welcome. serious or not...
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What you do get her? Pregnant!
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the destroyed room
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an sy album
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children of satan
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If that was a joke, either I don't get it or it's very lame. wikipedia: "In southern culture, the phrase "back-door man" refers to a man having an affair with a married woman, using the back door as an exit before the husband comes home" I don't think she's married... good song tho'
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I believe that cocaine is the standard gift.
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does she have one of these?
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moustache wax?
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a big black record.
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A homemade coupon book.
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anal beads
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sing her a serenade.
seriously, i wouldn't know, since i don't have everything. maybe... love? |
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If she already has everything what's the point of getting her something?
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a strap-on
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The experience of having something stolen?
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penicillin?
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Just pay her the money back, if it bothers you that much.
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Get her nothing. Don't get her "nothing", the actual nothing. Just give her "something" but have it be.. "nothing".
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Dick in a box!
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