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In no more than ten words, come up with an idea for a film.
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Kate Winslet ass-fucked while children fear paedo in their midst.
oh, it's been done, LITTLE CHILDREN. saw it this weekend. kinda good, but kinda pointless. ![]()
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Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something.
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oh come on sir! no! pointless? no! mid life crises & all that shit. and the voice over narrator is hilarious. a horny kate winslet = priceless. even though that other chick is "more better", i have such a crush on kate winslet and how can that be pointless? no! it's pointed--up!! it is a heat seeking missile. but i digress. the book apparently is even better but there is no kate winslet. the main character, what's her name, she has a lesbian thing in college then goes to work at starbux (ha!) then marries this much older guy who spends a lot of time looking at slutty kay. in fact, in the book, the husband is not away on business but he's gone with slutty kay! whoa! anyway-- little children & in the bedroom are great movies by todd field. don't know what he did before but i don't care. beautiful movies, both of them. tom perrotta, who wrote the novel, also wrote "election" (you know that one w/ a child white girl w/ the chin as the annoying snot and ferris bueller as the teacher who hates her). oh man i must have alzeheimer's. i can't remember a thing today. |
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Two goth girls -- one cup.
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woman fucks dogs, saves world.
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woman saves world, fucks dog.
(plan for release: 3 weeks prior to everyn-e's) |
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Desperate gangsters take diners hostage; drifter dies for waitress.
(desperados, in a sense) ...came up with the idea after seeing Killing Zoe (1994) (not a particularly good film) and infusing a little Morrison, I suppose, and then one day I happen to catch The Petrified Forest (1936) on cable (it's a good one) and realize it's remarkably similar to my idea. |
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dog saves world, fucks women.
rated t (for teens) |
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another:
(slight overspillage here) Confused and slightly unstable man's furniture and appliances are disappearing while he's at work, but it's later revealed that it's actually the handiwork of a hobo up in the attic. The title: The Man Upstairs the idea involves a few other characters too... There's a 1958 movie called The Man Upstairs I've never seen (I saw a few minutes of it once) and there's a 1992 TV movie with Katherine Hepburn and Ryan O'Neal also. |
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dude, the movie is pointless. it does nothing, it's characters gain nothing, they stay as stupid and self involved and ignorant of how they damage their children. it is a movie about reprehensible people behaving in reprehensible ways. it is filmed beautifully, and the pacing is good, but it truly is pointless man. I give it a 2.5 out of 5 stars
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and don;t give me no bullshit about mid-life crises . NONSENSE I SAY!
all the main characters in tis movie were below the age of 35. any idiot who begins a mid life crisis at 35 is just having a CRISIS.
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Dogs fuck Rob, world dies.
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if by "dogs" you mean these ladies?
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rob gives birth to puppy.
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A film about the rise and fall of the Cotton Club.
Or perhaps Ellington's time there. |
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The Crucifixion of Jude Law (documentary)
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