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I have received several emails lately suggesting that all that women really want is a good hard 12" cock. Does this mean that I should take the flowers and choclates that I was going to give for Valentines Day back to the petrol station for a refund?
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it's always about the cock. girls care about nothing else.
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Thanks for clearing that up.
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oh, thank gawd.
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Chocolate cocks, that's what they like
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Exactly what I meant. What were you thinking I was talking about?
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Absolutely 100% true.
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The wikipedia page about roosters is actually really funny
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Girls just wanna have funds.
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Girls suxx.
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i think 12" would just cause pain no?
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12" wouldn't even go in all the way...length is not that relevant anyway. not that it isn't helpful. 8 will do thanks.
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less than that has. but at 12" i believe it just remains kinda floppy, so the stabbing power disappears. i've seen enough porn flicks to have observed that. huge cock = floppy cock |
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