![]() |
#1 |
bad moon rising
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 121
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm bored... and "working".
That being said, post your favorite pick up line(s). I'll go first: "Damn girl, you look like you don't have a single mean bone in your body... would you like one?" Go! |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#2 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Southern California
Posts: 5,608
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#3 |
100%
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 770
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
have you seen my elephant impression
*turns out pockets* those are the ears more of a visual one |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#4 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In Mulder's Basement room
Posts: 5,459
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
*Call a girl over by waving with one finger* I'd made you come with one finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
That's a good one. Then theirs the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
__________________
Down with this sort of thing. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#5 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Mexico
Posts: 15,713
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"wanna see a dead body?"
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#6 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: North America
Posts: 2,672
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"I guess you'll do"
Better yet: "Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!" |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#7 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Baltimore
Posts: 7,808
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"You're bad aren't you?" Sike I don't know.
__________________
Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#8 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 6,356
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
You could have me.
I lost my telephone number can i have yours? I brought a jacket for you, turn it on... Please? ![]() (Check out my new avatar)
__________________
666 |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#9 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 12,664
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"I see you're a Christian. Wanna get crucified?"
"Your arse, my face - how about it?"
__________________
Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here. Quote:
|
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#10 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 3,607
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
This boy has just risen exponentially in my esteem. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#11 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Southern California
Posts: 5,608
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#12 |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!!
Posts: 865
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
"Give me head"
__________________
RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND ![]() |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#13 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 6,356
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
aha romantic boy ey
__________________
666 |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#14 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: england
Posts: 5,580
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
ha ha ha ha, ive had some of these said to me, the get your coat you've pulled one and ive lost my phone number can i have yours one. they never work. your better just saying hi my names _ _ _ _ _ _, whats yours? |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#15 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 6,356
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
![]()
__________________
666 |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#16 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In Mulder's Basement room
Posts: 5,459
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
So true. Everyone knows chatup lines work!
__________________
Down with this sort of thing. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#17 |
children of satan
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn
Posts: 359
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.
__________________
"If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET! |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#18 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In Mulder's Basement room
Posts: 5,459
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
That's the worst/best one ever
__________________
Down with this sort of thing. |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#19 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: New England.
Posts: 4,027
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
thats fricken histerical. |
|
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
![]() |
#20 |
bad moon rising
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 109
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in them. Are you overdue? Cause I'd like to check you out! |
![]() |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |