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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Right, our neighbours are some of them benefit cheats and they've just had the windows of their housing association house double glazed for FREE.
My question is, how do I get my 7 windows replaced for free? Should I (the wifey) quit my (her) full time job and sign on and get limitless money handed to us, or should I fake my own death, get the windows done with the life insurance and return as my long-lost identical twin brother (who can't work because of a "disability" and so will have to live on hand-outs for eternity). (Any similarity between any of the above and true life events/sitcom plots/soap plots is inevitable). |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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benefit fraud is a righteous and ethical way to live.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I could quit my day job, and you'd finally have one! |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mars attacks
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the junkyard. just avoid the dogs.
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