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half irish. no. you're not. were you born in ireland? were you born then raised here? no? then you are not fucking irish. are you an american who thinks they are irish or a quarter irish or some shit? then no, you are in fact not irish.
i know everyone in america like to think they are irish BUT NONE OF THEM ARE. and when you come here we all despise you, utterly, and when you come into our pubs asking for a guinness and making leprachaun jokes and trying to have a right oul' bitta craic with the lads we let you buy the rounds and then when you are wrecked enough we rob you and beat you up.
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