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Originally Posted by Dead-Air
You're blowing your asshole cover and starting to sound like a very reasonable person. Just sayin'
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Fuck, you're totally right. I'm sorry everyone, I implore you to all remember that I am a terrible man of sorts. And please, please, please, don't stop thinking of my dick.
(Psssst. In that case it's not quite as selfish, given the basic architecture for an equal arrangement being in place. But, that said, if she's out getting laid you need to do it too. Forget a suitable partner, just let it be anyone if you don't have the energy. At the very least you'll feel like you're on equal footing again and not the one getting the raw end of the deal. And I don't mean that you should approach this in a spiteful sort of way. Just get yours. And of course, as you said, protecting your son should always factor into all of this.)
Are you guys all still thinking of my dick? THANK FUCKING GOD, because I depend on it. I'm like motherfucking Tinkerbell. You all need to clap and cheer and send my dick good vibes. Or. else. I. Will. Vanish. Into. Thin. Air.