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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I get cavities all the time. Fuck it. [again]
...I never eat candy, though. I hate chocolate actually. Haven't ate ice cream since I was a kid.
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You see, in 20 years you
can't be me. You'll have no teeth, and I'll be eating Haagen Daz vanilla swiss almond with mine. You'll be getting all sorts of metrosexual action, and I'll be bitching about how I'm getting dumped by my fourth wife even though I let her beat me with a riding crop and post the holograms on the cyberdump.