WorkingArrangements says I have to come up with a dream job next time I come in - despite having no dream job, and any 'dream job' would be highly unrealistic considering a general lack of abilities or skills or education or the intelligence or motivation or dedication that'd be required for anything not mundane.
And then we're going to just magically get me into it apparently.
Seem to have very strange idea that regardless of being actually able to do something or not I'm supposed to just go out and do some random job and hey presto I'm a master at it; or the always infuriating 'you'll work your way up!' a concept I fail to grasp and no one seems to be able to explain.
And to what exactly,
senior fruit picker?