i like regular hipsters more than natural hipsters. in yoga class i had a mat next to the uptown queen. she was progressing from a hipster-with-attitude to straight-hipster-that-looks-like-a-dyke.
it would've been ok, but she stopped wearing deoderant and shaving her armpits.
and i also know this other natural hipster that fucked a homeless guy under a bridge. because she's just that fucking hip.
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