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Originally Posted by amerikangod
Staying completely on-point and ignoring off-topic banter, as a gay dude I'd probably only be into other manly men.
I think my ideal gay relationship would be with a man with some martial arts training. We could train together, roughhouse, and strive for a goal as one. And, when our sweaty bodies were locked together to see who could take down the other... sometimes a hand would slip and tug on the other's dong. But by and large I think we'd go by Ultimate Surrender rules: the winner fucks the loser.
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Oh, you two would be simply a
scream at my hypothetical fondue parties! You simply
must [hypothetically and not sexually-hypothetically] come darlings! I'm sure me and the carpenter would have fondue parties. Where he could be a darling and make the table while I do the food and we both have a little tiff over what vintage of wine to open for the wrestling boys.