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Sooo... Ol Jesus was being crucified and his mother Mary was sobbing, and being comforted by the Apostle Peter, when they heard a hoarse cry coming from the cross.
"Peeeettteeerrr.....peeetterrrrr...." croacked jesus
"Yes my Lord, I am coming!" shouted Peter, and proceeded to try and get close to the cross, but was roughed up and pushed back by the Roman guards.
Again came the mournful sound, "Peeeettteeerrrrrrrrr...." this time with more urgency.
"I will reach you my Lord!" shouted Peter and flung himself against the Roman guards, only to ahve his ass kicked and be thrown back to Mary's side, all bruised up and shit.
One last time, and with despreation in his voice, Jesus moaned, "PEEETEEERRRRRR!!!! Come here!"
and Peter gathered up his courage and bull-rushed the guards, knocing the down and making his way to the foot of the cross.
"Lord! My Lord! I made it! I am here as you wished!"
Peter looked up at Jesus and saw him lift his head slowly, "Peeeettteeerrrr......I can see your house from here."
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