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Me rekkons that the rain is gud when it makes the elves wet cos they hate it it messes up there hair or whatever they hate that but it's bad two cos y'kno it maked the ground wet 'n' that meens that you leave tracks so the elves can get the gnome policce to follow you home or wherever to the Red Dragon tavern I go there cos they have the Deicide karaoke the goblin sings it well y'know LUNATIC OF GOD'S CREATION AUGHH WRAUGHH WRAUGHHHHHHHHHH thats it fukkin funny singin Deicide helps if you pissed y'kno ha ha watch out there might be a fukkin elf about.
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