[Derek]

The Many Deaths of Hans Moleman:

• Forced off the road by Homer; flies of a cliff
• Otto runs his AMC Gremlin off the road; it hits a tree and explodes
• His thick eyeglasses act as a magnifying glass and set him on fire
• Is executed in Springfield after Homer eats his last meal
• Burns, on an ether-induced hallucination, drills into Moleman's head thinking he's the Lucky Charms leprechaun
• Engulfed by an anti-escape orb as Marge escapes from the Movementarians
• Blown up by an explosive éclair meant to poison Homer
• Knocked out by Homer in jail with a book (possible death)
• The French neutron bomb Springfield, presumably killing Hans along with most everyone else
• Hauled away by thugs at the retirement home when he makes a comment about the senior-edited "Gone with the Wind" they are watching (he is possibly killed)
• Seen trapped in the phone booth in the bird sanctuary (which becomes a parody of Hitchcock's "The Birds")
• Drowned in quicksand in "Simpsons Tall Tales"