2 of my first cousins (dad's side) had sex (they're first cousins too) and now the chick is a full on bull dyke.
my grandpa (dad's dad) divorced his first wife to marry my grandmother that he'd never met (heard she was a genius) so they could make genius babies. it worked. they had 8 kids.
my uncle (mom's side) died last year. when my mom went to deal with his affairs in cali... the carpet was so saturated in dog piss that the carpet had to be pulled up.. which revealed maggots. srsly.
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