My mom is a recovering alcoholic.
My grandma is a breast cancer survivor so she only has one boob.
My aunt had an abortion once.
My uncle is in his 50's and has a wife and kid that he never sees and has been living with his mom (uniboob) ever since I can remember.
My dad's aunt was in a few movies but you won't find her on Wikipedia.
My dad went to jail for resisting arrest.
My other uncle once went to jail for armed robbery (my dad's twin).
I guess that's it.
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