can i change mine to repeatedly stabbing myself in the eye with a spork until i pass out from pain... and then waking up with a really fucked up eye and deciding i don't want to live with only one eye, so i cover my shure sm57 with vaseline and get hammered-whiskey-drunk and swallow my mic while recording and while the mic is still hooked up, so i actually do swallow the mic but i choke on the cord and die from it
?
__________________
|