because my niece got taken to hospital ( she doesnt have it, it turns out )
meanwhile..
"what are the symptoms.. I have them. I have it"
Phoenix: "Im not telling you, you'll just make it up anyway and say you have them"
*googles* "SEE! see I have four.. out of nine of them"
Phoenix: "you dont have the swine flu"
Phoenix: *touches his forehead and takes temp* "you have a mild temp.. no where near like ***(niece) had, you are fine, take another panadol"
"my head hurts now, where you touched me"
Phoenix 
"how long is this going to go on?"