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dearest max,
due to recent severe economic down-turns, the hard-value of souls has decreased significantly. I am afraid that We are no longer able to offer the Exxxtreme Record Deal package.
in exchange, We would like to offer either: a year's subscription to NME magazine, a guest appearance on The Biggest Loser or a full-time position in a meat-packing plant***.
Infernally Yrs,
Yr Friends @ DiaboliCard
*** please note: "full-time positions" do not carry over into the afterlife.
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