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BAHAHA
I made the absolute worst missed connection ever tonight. Oh man. I am sober too so its even worse. This full-on, 10/10 smokin' babe-raham lincoln was coming on to me in some bar, like, rubbing me and everything, completely X-rated and ridiculous, and all the while I was just thinking, "Oh man. What does this woman even want? I don't even know her."
So eventually she just gave up and left, and then I was like OH SHIT I KNOW WHAT SHE WANTED. Damnnnn. She was like 20 or something, too, it was absolutely absurd. Oh wow. I need an award for the worst ladies-man failure on earth. Ever.
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