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the more bitter and bland food you eat, the more receptive your taste buds when chewing the shit of life. Is that an olive? Shit I found an olive! Wait no. Not an olive. Uh, I dunno what it is, but I hope this isn't a bowel from the rain forest. All kinds of parasites there. That's why parrots haven't evolved into man-eating birds of doom, by the way. They're stuck in this cycle of dealing with parasites. Kill humidity, kill humankind. Darwin said so.
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