[SYRFox]

Originally Posted by SYRFox

A case of divorce at the tribunal.
Both parents are arguing about who's going to have custody of the child.
The mother says "I've had this little baby in my tummy for nine months, I gave him birth, he's MY baby, he needs to stay with me"
Court is impressed, the judge is almost crying.
The judge asks the father whether he has something to say.
The father: "Look. I'm going to get some Coca Cola from a soda fountain. I put a coin in it; the bottle gets out. Whose Coca Cola is this, the fountain's or mine?"

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Okay so now feminists are allowed to bash me

 

thanks 4chan