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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

My friend Rachel asked me to go on a date with her this Valentines Day, but I laughed, because I thought she was joking. I think she was actually being serious. Another time was when a girl asked me for my number and I laughed, again, and told her to fuck off. I thought she was joking too. I'm just a big dickhead.

don't take self deprecation too far, young padawan.

when my brother was a teenager he'd come across as a prick because he was shy and he didn't say hello to people, why they were thinking "what an asshole, he saw me and didn't even say hello"

eventually he came out of his shell. he's now some kind of corporate big shot.