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I am well aware of the consequences. But not only am I good at drunk driving, I enjoy it. Then again, i ride my bike a lot.
i break inebriation down into different levels: Buzzed, drunk, hammered, gone, dead. In chronological order. I have not reached "dead" yet. I mostly get buzzed. But I also get "drunk" a lot. The thing is, I remember everything, and am fully aware of my surroundings. I am completely coherent, but I stutter and slur my words, and run into things. When I drive when i am drunk, I focus all my attention on driving. I obey every traffic law in the book, and I'm even a defensive, generous and courteous driver. I stay drunk for a long time. I can drink for hours before I get "hammered."
And I'm only gone when i drink vodka.
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