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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
have you ever had a pie go flat in the oven?
no, I didn't think so.
when cake goes flat, it's no longer even cake, it becomes a brownie (at best).
also, you can fit all sorts of small dead animals inside of pie. have you ever heard of 4 and 20 blackbirds baked into a CAEK?
no, I didn't think so.
pie is everlasting, like the loving arms of Jesus; while the devil, he's got cake.
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The cooking process is irrelevant to the quality of the desserts themselves.
And while dead animals is a cool idea in theory, nobody wants to eat meat pies except British people.
Also you can't make pies in the shape of cool shit like breasts and the Dick Tracy logo. Everybody loves shaped cakes. Do they have wedding pies? No, because pies are for old ladies.