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have you ever had a pie go flat in the oven?
no, I didn't think so.
when cake goes flat, it's no longer even cake, it becomes a brownie (at best).
also, you can fit all sorts of small dead animals inside of pie. have you ever heard of 4 and 20 blackbirds baked into a CAEK?
no, I didn't think so.
pie is everlasting, like the loving arms of Jesus; while the devil, he's got cake.
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