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Originally Posted by CNN
The customary clutch of eccentric onlookers for all things O.J. seemed to evaporate in the 100-degree Las Vegas heat. The cast of characters dwindled to a wheelchair-bound man in a sequined Santa Claus outfit and single, loquacious demonstrator with a bullhorn.
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I hope THE JUICE doesn't know I have his ball. I don't want to be knifed, shot and raped (at least not in that order).
[EDIT: stacking the Monday fun in one post]
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Originally Posted by MSNBC
KINSHASA , Congo - Accusations that a soccer player was using witchcraft during a local match in eastern Congo sparked a riot that killed 13 people, a U.N.-funded radio station reported Monday.
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thank gawd they can't test people for witchcraft.