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1. Nothing is yr fault or responsibility. Stay ignorant, watch the news and believe what they tell you.
2. Ignore those feelings of morality, guilt, responsibility or anti facism with a constant dose of drugs such as music, art, cigs, booze, street drugs, pyschiatric drugs, television, believing in pretend heroes in the movies etc.
3. distort lie and fuck everyone else over in order to live in a little castle of depression and materialism.
4. shopping is the only answer
5. anyone who trys to talk or change things - ignore these people - if you have to deal with them use internalised caricatures of stereotypes and bullshit rationale.
6. stay stupid. get stupider and more ignorant and selfish everyday.
7. internalise all the feelings of powerlessness you are given.
8. well, if there really is a problem someone else will deal with it! make sure to learn this creed off by heart along with the rest of the population.
9. if you want you can buy into mythologies of heroic images and narratives that are out of step with reality.
10. noone else thinks there is a problem, if they did they would have told you - if anyone tells you there might be a problem then they are a whiny pussy liberal bitch.
11. everyone involved with everything is wrong - anyone who tries to change things or say anything can not be judged or valued objectively. they are just whiny pussy liberal bitchs.
12. yr have less rights everday and you can either get into more debt or get gradually poorer. the poorer you get the more depressed you get but you can fix this buy spending money that you dont have.
13. distortion, projection, lies, denial and self hatred are the tools you need to survive another day.
14. if things get really fucked up you can always vote and yr vote will be counted and you must judge the candidate on media distortions of their personalities not their actual policies.
15. if youve read into anything before you might have an idea about how bad things are getting, you might get an inkling that if you REALLY read into it things are actually a lot worse. simply allow yrself to deny reality but believe in whatever tiny scrap of bullshit they toss yr way - examples hilary being somehow the answer cos she's a democrat.
16. sonic youth, noise rock, record collecting, outdated music art and fiction will solve everything.
17. if someone is making you feel something or talking about something simply say - "yeah? well fuck you you arent doing anything to make it better so we both suck!"
18. if things get even worse you can see a pyschiatrist and drug yrself to oblivion.
19. accept slavery to rampant genocidal capitalism and the logic of late capitalism as the only acceptable reality.
20. the constitution is just something from history, dont worry that its slowly being erased everyday.
21. you have no power at all. not even the power of dissent. ignore the concentration camps that are being built they're only for terrorists.
22. every peice of digital media you read or create is being monitored, as are yr phone calls emails etc.
23. remember hurricane katrina? if it happens again remember you deserve death if yr not profitable enough to be saved. sure dont worry, fema will give you a nice trailer after, just dont leave it at the wrong time or youll be shot.
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