"goodness aren't we the androgynous type? more like the generic bland type when it comes to music. am i or aren't i is what my fans often wonder; well, i have an answer, i'm a TWAT!"
"yeah!!! i'm van damme on even more steroids, half the acting talent and an incredible twat!! where's my 'die hard' trilogy?"
(i met placebo once, they were nice enough to sign me something for my friend who is a big fan but it's obvious they are too full of themselves).