"what do you mean, late for the midwestern emo explosion? we're completely original twats!"
"if paganini wrote twats instead of caprices, i'd be all of them"
"because you not only need to look at me to know i'm a twat, you also need to hear the remixes"
"we looked for the most twatish elements in rock from the last 20-some years to create the ultimate twat band".