don't know how many people in this board know him but:
"ripping off agnostic front and sucking the cock of every metalcore band in the u.s. can take a twat really far"
(this picture is perfect, he's even wearing a fear factory shirt!)
speaking of which:
"at the end of the day, it doesn't matter that all the people i've been in bands with in my life hate me with all their guts, that justin broadrick thinks i'm a moron for stealing his shit or that i have to pay 5 times as much at the strip club to let me in and not get close to the strippers; what matter is that a 7 string guitar loves a twat".