Seriously, i just popped out to my local Tesco Metro for some milk and had this weird moment where I looked around the supermarket and came to the conclusion that I was
without any shadow of a doubt the only person in there worth a toss. I'm talking about a mixture of
seriously stupid people (that were shouting nonsense to their friends standing a mere inches away from them) a business type woman who looked like the biggest, most heartless cunt on earth buying a disposable barbecue thing and a family with about fifty kids, all of whom looked like Wayne Rooney* (including the wife (who was wearing an England football top) and girls). The bloke serving me behind the counter was texting someone on his mobile and had no capacity to utter words like 'please' or 'thank you', let alone put my milk into a carrier bag. Then, as I was walking back, some little prick on one of those mopeds people use to deliver pizzas on was trying to pull wheelies along the main road. I mean, fucking
hell!
* For anybody unaware of what Wayne Rooney looks like, here's a small picture of the ugly little fucker:
