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If two trains leave the same station at the same time, but one is carrying passengers and the other isn't, and one (let's call it Dave) is blue and the other (Bob?) is green, and Dave is travelling at 120 mph while Bob is travelling at 130 kph, and Dave and Bob both have an agenda, and Bob overtakes Dave after two miles, but Dave overtakes Bob after ten beers, and then Bob gets drunkenly aggressive but isn't drunk enough to actually do anything about it, but Dave notices Bob's feeling aggressive and taunts him into acting on his aggressive feelings, but Bob is by this time feeling maudlin drunk and so starts sobbing and sucking his thumb, and Dave now feels really bad for trying to get Bob to hit him, but not bad enough to stop him sniggering behind Bob's back because he's crying like a girl, then Bob notices Dave's sniggering, and the aggressive feelings return, but Dave is now also feeling aggressive and Bob knows that Dave would batter him in a fight, then Dave starts feeling maudlin, then Bob starts to feel really bad for feeling aggressive towards Dave, but not bad enough to stop him sniggering behind Dave's back because he is now crying like a girl, but Dave notices that Bob's sniggering behind his back, and does indeed batter him.
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