tell me about yours.
my current best friend is a selfish asshole. probably why i love him. he was raised pentacostal and is always stoned. these are his two excuses for everything. "i'm sorry! i was raised pentacostal!" or... "i'm sorry! i'm stoned!"
he's a lady's man and i'm a man's woman.... i think we get along perfectly because of this. we go out and i bust his balls the entire time.
my best girl friends are brown girls. one is seminole and one is thai. both absolutely beautiful. the seminole is probably as spoiled as me. her daddy was an okie senator and now is chief of the seminole tribe. he put the indian on top of our capitol. she has a rockabilly band, but will never admit to this... and a 3 legged cat! we talk shit. lots and lots of shit. the thai girl is rotten and brilliant. we don't drink together as much because she was recently diagnosed with a shitty disease. she has a nastly little chihuahua that licks his red rocket constantly. she lives with the other girl and we also talk shit. lots and lots of shit. the 4 of us have a book club. a super secret book club (we kick people out and tell them the book club is finished when it's not) ... which has devolved into monday night drinking... when the point was to not drink. ahhh well.
i love my friends. (apologies... was drinking with the friends)
tell me about yours. srsly.