[Ripchord]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

A girl who wanted the cock, or at least liked it, asked me for my number last night outside the pub. I assumed she was joking, so I laughed and told her to fuck off. Then she looked disappointed.

I had been hit on earlier by an embarrassingly drunk girl for putting 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' on the jukebox and wasn't in the mood. In hindsight, I am a complete knobhead.

Aww.