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umm i think that is fake alyasa, did you read the ipod nano column next to the main column, nano chip being directly impanted into the blood stream holding your whole collection.......
Ipod Nano to use Nano Technology
Apple recently unveiled the newest version of its successful portable music player, the Ipod Nano. The Ipod Nano is the first MP3 player to make use of nanotechnology, by inserting a chip into the owner’s blood stream, so that their full library of music will always be with them.
The Ipod Nano comes with a new full range of features, including the ability to directly transfer music libraries between users through sexual intercourse, rather than using a computer. Medical doctor and music snob Sarah Felmine warned “While this new technology is rather exciting, people must be careful not to contract ST3s, such as N’Sync or Clay Aiken.”
edit: either that or i completely missed your postmodern irony in the thread header.........i don't think so though
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