[Washing Machine]

I'm officially working-class, poor church mice. However I'm always told that im extremely middle-class and sound like i'm 'posh'. People look at me and think I have it all and come from privilage. "What has that rich tosspot got to moan about". When in reality i'm about as poor as one can be. My house also looks like we have spent lots of money on decorators and stuff, but its all stuff I made with my mum, its all DIY. So actually my middle-classness is all just an accidental illusion. Im a working-class anti-hero...