[lucyrulesok]

I meet LOADS of nutballs at work. People who are too crazy to have jobs just wander around highstreets all day looking for people to talk to. My job is to talk to people, therefore they always talk to me.

Best one ever was this guy who was all like "there's no point in trying to save the planet because they put a stargate round it to stop the angels escaping after they had bred. When I was your age I went looking for answers, I travelled the world, and I found the answers, I've got evidence for everything, GOOGLE MY NAME"

i wish he'd told me what his name was.