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Great thread
I worked in a little grocery store a while back. One schizophrenic woman would come in to buy (usually) oranges and cheese.
Schizo: Do you remember me from Star Wars?
Me: No, which character were you?
Schizo: At the end of the movie. The woman with the chainsaw.
Me: Oh yes, of course...
Schizo (Trying to make eye contact, begining to sweat): YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DO YA?
Me (still avoiding her gaze): No, you were great. That's eight seventy five, please.
Schizo: ONE DAY MY HUSBAND WILL RISE AGAIN! YOU WILL SEE MY FACE HIGH IN THE SKY! YES, JESUS CHRIST, SON OF OUR LORD!
I heard she'd been kicked out of the mall a few times. Apparently she came in with a giant staff once and held it really high as she yelled profanities in German.
The weird thing is, she looks absolutely normal at first glance. Like she could be someone's mom. Or someone's soccer mom.
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