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Oh god. I'm on a bus, and this evident junky sits next to me.
Me: (coughing?)
Him: You alright, mate?
Me: Yeah, just got a cough, that's all
Him: I can give you something for that (knowing stare)
Me: (thinking: 'arrgghh!) Uh, no thanks.
He started nodding off near me later on. What a pleasant journey that was.
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