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i hope im not too late...
I thought of sparing you the whole self defense speel... but fuck it... if i have to hear it constantly so will you.
My grandmother thinks everyone should carry mace on them.
-man/woman, day/night it doesnt matter.
if they look at you funny spray them.
if you cant get ahold of mace, javex or vinegar are great subsitutes.
make a salad or disfigure a man. your choice.
so that said...
I hope everything goes good with your move and you have an amazing time in New York!
I'll miss you.
Love,
Bunbury.
p.s.
there are a million internet cafes in NYC, you have no exuse not to check in with us every once in a while.
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