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With this powerful aphrodisiac, I'll be a regular Cassanova. It's made from the pockets of a pocket-fox...an animal that existed for only three weeks in the sixteenth century.
The same episode opens with Homer writing the fortune cookies.
Homer: (reading his fortune) Geese can be troublesome.
Pfft...I can write better fortunes than that. These fortunes are terrible.
Manager: Is there a problem, sir?
Homer: These fortunes are terrible.
Manager: A problem with your fortune?
Homer: "Geese can be troublesome"...sheesh.
I already knew that. Some guy outside told me.
Manager: And I suppose you can write a better fortune?
Homer: (confidently) You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.
Restaurant Manager: Not bad.
This man can write better fortunes than all of you put together. Go on, show them what you can do.
Homer: The price of postage will climb ever-higher.
Woody Allen: He's like a young me.
Fortune cookie-writer: Please, Yung Mi was a hack compared to this guy!
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