[k-krack]

After these highly unexpected events of the night, k-krack awoke, leapt out from his makeshift island home into the blistering sunlight. "I'm thirsty, where the fuck can I get some grape juice up in this!?," which was met by the cheers and catcalls and applause of the remaining live boardies. He then saw touch me i'm sick in his audience, and made a bee-line to her, then proceeding to fuck her senseless.

Later, came night. With it, came black and cold. Hayden and Cantankerous awoke from their day-slumber, and began the hunt... for the one they call... Bruce Willis. Now, Bruce Willis is codename for none other than Schizophrenic Room, who was one of the known ringleaders of the Sonik forum. With Porkie and Pookie amongst the dead, only a few of the elite-ist (not elitist) members were fighting the good fight. Bruce Willis was trying to start a fire by rubbing her hot ass together with wood. (sweet innuendo, too). Nothing came of this fire, and Bruce was eaten the shit out of.