during the second world war pope jean paul II was captured by a german soldier who wanted to kill him. he said 'please spare my life for i am to be pope one day'. the soldier said 'ok i will, but only of i can be pope after you'.
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Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing
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